Game iPad

Apple App Store, PlayFirst, free for a limited time

"Paedophobia" conquered the world apparently. Movies, television and newspapers bombard us with images of hoodied children ready to crack skulls and steal iPhones, while grandma left cowering on the horrors of modern youth. So naturally, there will come Egg vs. Chicken taking this fear of youth to a whole new level, by pitting avian foetuses against their fully-grown brethren.